Have you ever thought to yourself- "Hey, you handsome devil. Wouldn't be awesome if there was an incredible product that combined clothing, ponies, and 1980s action movies?" If so, then your moment has arrived (At least until I complete my line of pony underpants based on Sylvester Stallone in Cobra)
For the next two hours you can get my D209 shirt featuring Derpy and a rather impatient enforcement droid from the amazing folks at We Love Fine for 25% off!
Watch in awe as your friends surrender their delicious, flaky pastries to you! Rest easy in the security assurance that comes from 50mm vulcan cannons wielded by a wall-eyed pony!