Neighsayer: A Hipster Trixie Tale “Ma’am, you can’t smoke here.” She heard the voice, but she willed it away, taking another drag of her Equestrian Spirit cigarette. “Ma’am…” the voice began again, but was cut off as the blue unicorn let out an exasperated sigh. “The Great and Powerful Trixie HEARD you.” “Well, I…” the tan waitress stammered. “Yes, you.” Trixie turned to face her tormenter, adjusting her thick frames with her hoof as the cigarette dangled from her muzzle. “You have deemed it your responsibility to police the entire
Showmareship"Booo! Get off the stage!" The brown, spiky haired stallion yelled. His words were echoed by those around him. They could be heard amidst the murmur of the crowd, which had taken a turn for the worse. Twilight struggled to remain calm in the presence of such open hostility, not to mention the odd ballistic vegetable, and carried on."So, you'll all, uh, notice there's nothing up my, um, s-sleeve..." Twilight was sweating buckets and her voice resembled Fluttershy with a heavy cold."You're not wearing anything with sleeves!" A wag at the back shouted. The crowd laughed again and somepony else launched a tomato at the little purple pony. It
Luna's Day Out Chapter 3Lunch went smoothly, and Luna's praise that she'd have to recommend this place to others had left the host with a nervous happiness. She gave a long yawn, and Nova matched it from his nest on Luna's head. Fluttershy had started back towards the shops, but paused for the princess."My apologies, again." Luna said, in all sincerity. "I'll be pulling an all-dayer at this rate, with my night ahead of me!""We could-""No, no, if I go back to the palace before the sun has set I know my sister will find time to ask me what's wrong, why didn't I enjoy myself... she tries so hard, but I wish she wouldn't sound so much like mother used to." Luna en
The Secret of Pony Island: C 3Chapter 3: CanterlotGuybrush looked back over her shoulder as she limped along the road towards Canterlot. She could still see the dark edge of the Everfree Forest in the distance. Even after spending several weeks in it’s dank depth, it was still foreboding. She sighed and wished for the dozenth time that The Swordmaster had come with her, but that unicorn had left her at the forests edge, saying that the outside world wasn’t for her and that she preferred the solitude of her cabin at the heart of the forest.She shook her head and kicked a rock along the road in front of her, which bounced of into the ditch. &
Lucky Cover with Mando PonyCheck out this duet that I recorded with Mando Pony at EQLA! I hope you like it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9GLXz3RA7o
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