Pixelkitties said:"But is it even possible to make bedroom eyes when one of them is looking at the kitchen?"
Oh her eye says she wants you, in her sealy mattress, the other says don't forget the muffins. . . cause nothing turns her on more then muffins in bed, except muffins AND a cold glass of MILK.
ohhh~ yeaaah~ mm baby those CinnaBUNS and those rich gooey chocolatey chips, guhh, washed down that looong neck with that creamy smooth moo-juice they call MILK... *gets the chills* brrr baby now that's what I LIKE! WOO~HOO!
*falls backward on a plate of muffins* oh dear... I gone and made a MESS all OVER myself... crumbs all OVER my body... what to do~ what to do~
Ohhm ze is derpah wit teh seckxsya fkolwing harikdf , duh dcptor well lik this,gpjj[ What the fuck kind of accent am I talking in? Speakidiblahgadaboon... Ahh, screw this! *Throws water bottle at screen but falls in mid-air and hits keybaordiu* Damn you Derpy, and your mystical hair powers!