Primary season isn't even over and I'm already tired of the upcoming elections. American politics are really just a big, steaming pile of sick right now, with both the Republican and Democratic parties screwed up beyond all repair. Plus we've got the Tea Party which is just the Republican version of the Island of Misfit Toys.
So, have a comic where candidates vie for the office of Princess.
Just like in the game "Aliens vs. Predator vs. Punching Yourself In The Neck," whoever wins, we lose.