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Handsome Jack's Diamond Pony by PixelKitties Handsome Jack's Diamond Pony by PixelKitties
Handsome Jack is so wealthy he doesn't buy just any pony. He buys a pony made of DIAMONDS.

As soon as I heard this line in Borderlands 2, I knew what had to be done.

UPDATE- Why yes, I am a wizard! *puts on purple wizard cape and wizard hat*


Butt Stallion Revised by PixelKitties
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SirPennybagIII Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And this looks REALLY weird. Way to go kiddo, you successfully made Handsome Jack look like a horse fucker.
Blasterhoof Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Butt satllion! In spanish Semental del culo!
Left2Fail Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Just wanted to let you know that I found this working being sold on redbubble…
RavenAshford14 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD I know I shouldn't like this but I do... 
vampirekingroxis Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student General Artist
I think his pony would be pure eridium instead xD
But great work!
boo66 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Well..... FUCK!
Classic-Dave Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
Butt Stallion XD
DestinyDecade Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Looking at this now... and with the Pre-Sequel coming, it's to be expected.
How can Handsome Jack afford a pony made of diamonds, yet he can't afford decent pretzels?
He must've bought the pony first.
Fatal-GOD-liath Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
"I was thinking of calling it "Piss-for-Brains" in honor of you, but that's just immature. ...Maybe.... Butt Stallion? Nah, that's even worse, I tell ya what, I give it some more thought."
Sheat101 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013
Butt Stallion confirmed for best pony
Kayla-Spicer Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013   Traditional Artist
Why would you mix ponies and Borderlands 2...? :iconfacepalmplz:
PixelKitties Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Borderlands 2 came pre-mixed with ponies.  Butt Stallion is a reference to the character of Rarity on the show- crystal unicorn horse with purple hair and tail.  The Mechnomancer's skill tree is made up of references to My Little Pony quotes like "20% Cooler" and "Evil Enchantress"

Finally, the pony Fluttershy is actually thanked in the game's end credits.  

Don't hate the player, hate the game!
1Delta3Grim7 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How did I miss this!? I just beat it! I knew there were Mlp refs in the game but not in the credits. Lol I'll just play through the game again ^^ Or click on the credits on the start menu :3 
Kayla-Spicer Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013   Traditional Artist
Why not both? I like the gameplay, not the shitty references to memes.
MuddyFudger Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*Facepalm* you do realize that half the game is about the humor, right?
Kayla-Spicer Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013   Traditional Artist
Memes aren't funny
MuddyFudger Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There's hardly any mematic humor, and if you can't laugh at the jokes, why the hell did you buy the game? The borderlands games have a reputation of not being serious.
Kayla-Spicer Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013   Traditional Artist
"I used to be a vault hunter like you
then I took a bullet in the knee"
Implying I would actually buy a video game and not just borrow it from a friend free of charge
MuddyFudger Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I also borrowed it. And you know what? I liked it. So therefore I'm going to buy it when I am able, because it was a great game. If you don't like it because you don't have a sense of humor, don't buy it.
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COMMANDER9 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Makes so much sense...And Just make me want to kill them both...

Tech4ExpMECHACAT Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
The perfect mix. Love it.
PROTOTYPE223 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
say hello ButtStallion
Myredhulk Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
James19751 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
rarity looks like the buttstallion
quibassi12 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Becase she is
Hellbeholder Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg, it make so much sense...
chaoswolf1982 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Apparently the folks at Gearbox saw this - in the Assault on Dragon Keep DLC, the Queen looks rather familiar...
colorfulBrony Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Used here, thx a whoe bunch for making it :D [link]

I hope that's alright with you, if not I can erase it (Credit is given of course)
PixelKitties Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
No problem at all! Love the pony-themed BL2 pic! So great!
colorfulBrony Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thx a lot :D I love this one too :D
Tooner13 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I guess this is a real... Rarity.
Laurentiusje Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Rarity :meow:
xXxSp4rtyxXx Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
But his pony is called BUTT STALLION </3


LOVE IT :heart:
FlashtheDraken Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was one of the best lines on Borderlands 2
MattsyKun Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I knew this existed

Thanks for not letting me down
theeviltedd Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Well, what a Rarity it is to see a diamond pony!
FLAOFEI Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But Stallion is better diamond pony
theeviltedd Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I thought his name was Piss For Brains. Eitherway, Buttstallion says hi.
EpicPieFace Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
theeviltedd Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
What? Bad pun? Oh well, Handsome Jack just payed me to jump off a cliff.
Ask-TdaFluttershy Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
o.o i heard him talk about that earlier
well done
Skystriker8492 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I couldn't have picked a better pony for this except maybe elusive lol
lordscorio666 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
Rarity as Butt Stallion? YUSH XD
FK-Central Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's official. I'm creeped out, and it's bad enough I hate freaking Jack.

And by creeped out, I meant Jack on a Diamond Rarity.
Wilson8787 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Of course! It all makes sense now!
sondash300 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
butt stallion says hello!:XD:
DarkCog Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"(munching on pretzels) So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. (beat.) My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. (beat.) Kay, bye.
I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought.
I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. (A horse whinnies.)
Butt Stallion says hello."
Lt-C0l0N3l Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Nice. Should have been Princess Luna, though. Wonder what would happen if Butt Stallion went to Ponyville, though.
-cough-I'm suggesting something for a deviation now get to it-cough-oh Jesus I have a long cough-cough-
handsomejackplz Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I know you're all very jealous. But hey, maybe if you become as rich as me you can have a horse with wings. Everyone needs a dream that will never happen.
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