Are you a sentient being who is relatively consistent about wearing clothes and not stabbing others? Then you should be making plans to attend St. Louis Crystal Fair next weekend! crystalfairstl.com/
Not only is it going to be a fun time in a fantastic city, but it's the only time you'll be able to get your hands on a decorative bottle with this fancy Flutter-Schlafly label in honor of St. Louis's BEST brewery! schlafly.com/
SHHH! Don't mention that other one. We must never speak of that one...
Anyway, I'm really excited and busy getting all kinds of fancy merch and thingies ready for my table! Please stop by and say hello!