Ugh! Ran out of town before I could finish the font and titles!
Have some Twilight Sparkle as Snake Plissken!
On my way to hang out with the amazing Tekaramity from Equestria Daily and show him some true Bittsburgh hospitality...which essentially means eating greasy sammitches with fries and coleslaw piled on top!
PS- For those who don't get the reference, have some context- [link]
PPS- JINKIES! PluckyNinja had the same idea and came up with a version far more epic and awesome than my own! Great job!