After a horrible baking accident (consisting of Oatmeal and Poison Joke), young Ditzy Hooves was remade, stronger, faster, more adorable, as the newest defender of Muffins......and Equestria (if she remembers it after mail rounds). She is now.....RoboDerp!!!
Who would most likely be the Potty Mouth Convenience Store Robber? But I do think after seeing the animated version of Cupcakes, I think Dash should be Robocop and PinkiePie as either one of the gang members or leader. (Forgot his name)
I agree, Pinkamena Diane Pie would be an awesome Clarence Bodkiller!, and also, Derpy would have been the original programer of the ED-209 Series, ho could you explain ridiculous commands like: "YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO MUFFIN"
What? How does the Great and Powerful Trixie drop her horn?
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!
Trixie doesn't know what you're talking about!
*open fire at Trixie before she could do anything and falls death, filled with bullet holes*
THREAT ELIMINATED, HAVE A NICE DAY
*Watching the recording of the Trixie Vs ED-209 incident*
I knew those crappy ED-209 and their shity programing will give us trouble some day, Mares and Gentelecolts, We need a solution for the increasing crimewave that's affecting Canterlot, What we need, is a Tireless officer, somepony who can really difference betewene a simple joke and an all out assault, what we need now is a Robocop....
POCP Crime Prevention Unit 001: Robocop Unicorn, (AKA: Twilight Sparkle)
1. "Serve the public trust" 2. "Protect the innocent" 3. "Uphold the law" 4. (Classified) DECODING......DECODING COMPLETE: 4. Never attack or arrest a senior Royal council member or a POCP Senior Directive