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Brush Your Damn Teeths! by PixelKitties Brush Your Damn Teeths! by PixelKitties
Over the past four or five days I have been suffering the seven hells of a toothache. And just in time for my birthday! Boo!

But today- TODAY- I was rescued from my suffering by a super awesome dentist who looked and sounded just like Nathan Fillion. So thanks to Doctor Mal I have a happy, pain-free smile once more!

The moral of the story is, brush your teeths, kids! Cause toothaches feel like your face is stabbing you in the face...with your face.

UPDATE- Just so folks are aware, I spelled "Teeth" as "Teeths" on purpose. Because it sounds funny. =)
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johannchristopherg9 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Student Artist
Colgate!
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Potus-Mat Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
I just realized how adorable this picture is.
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ThomasKimbler Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
Ha, reminds me Auntie Linda, Brush yo damn teeth boy! Else you ain't gonna have none!

God I miss her. Moreover, How did this not win the felt contest on EQD?
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Ha ha! Well, I didn't enter the contest because I was one of the judges for it! I just made this because I was so happy to no longer be in horrible, awful tooth pain!
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ThomasKimbler Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Oh, well that makes more sense that anything! I love this little piece, it finally replaced my old background!
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thehornydog Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
the nerves in my teeth are dead, so ya.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I'm not sure if I should envy you or not! That sounds great in theory, but it can't be good!
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thehornydog Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well i was able to file them down into sharp points but i have to be very to not bite my tongue. but overall its pretty cool.
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Potus-Mat Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
Up until about ninety years ago, not a single person brushed their teeth, as, y'know, the tooth paste had not been invented yet. We just have crappy teeth due to diet and genetic drift. =D
And that is my random tangent for the day.
Glad to hear you have recovered for your anniversary, Miss Kitties.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh gosh! Anytime I get a toothache I think back to olde timey times and I simply can't imagine how folks stayed sane with tooth problems! No dentists, no surgery, no painkillers...I would have just laid down and died!
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Potus-Mat Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
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(Miss Kitties responded!)
Well, mostly, they just had a less acidic diet and the like. Dogs need not brush either.
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AduroT Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
Yeah, I had a toothache once. Worst pain ever for a few days. Couldn't even sleep hardly it was so bad.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I know that feel bro! That's exactly where I was at for several days. Sleeping hurts, eating hurts, sitting still and not moving HURTS. Evil things, toothaches!
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AduroT Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
I had to wait an extra two days to get mine treated because my boss at the time wouldn't give me any time off, not even an early out, to go get it treated.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
That sounds horrible! What a complete and horrible person your boss is! People don't realize how unbearable tooth pain is!
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AduroT Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
No no, the worst part is he said he knew, he'd had one himself before. He was a giant ass indeed. He later got fired by his boss.
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lordelliott Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012
I should brush my teeths, methinks. :D
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yes indeedy!
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WhiteEyedCat Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My new headcanon is that Captain Mal secretly travelled to the past and works as a dentist.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Headcanon? That's real life my friend!
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CountryKat234 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's funny is: I had a toothache today at school. XD
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I hope you're feeling much better!
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CountryKat234 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, I am! Thanks by the way!
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Davey-the-6th-moon Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Student Writer
This actually helped remind me to brush my teeth after I got home from my volunteer work!
Thanks! ^_^
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
You are welcome! Keep them teeths happy!
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Davey-the-6th-moon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Student Writer
Will do!
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midori-no-ink Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Silly girl! (I went to the dentist two days ago - no cavities~♪)
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
SO LUCKY! My teeth really rebelled against me this time! I guess I need to lay off the Gummy Classy Cola and meth! =D
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tn-scotsman Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You know, if I saw a poster of this in my dentist's office, I would be inspired to brush my damn teeth.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I need to hang this in my bathroom for the exact same reason! No more awful, horrible, unbearable pain for me thanks!
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SurfPenguin Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
Heh heh. You think A toothache is bad? Try having four wisdom teeth pulled! After that experience I can only thank god for painkillers...
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh man! Okay, I think you win! Hopefully you didn't get Dry Socket too!
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SurfPenguin Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Luckily, no, what I DID get was a hole from the place where one of my teeth used to be to my nasal passage for about a week and a half. Trust me, things tasted interesting for a while...
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MrFlibbIe Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's a lot of toothpaste for one tooths....
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
That tooth is a VIP...er, VIT?
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MrFlibbIe Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Whatever it is, it's a player, it gets ALL the toothpaste......
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str4yk1tt3n Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
Suddenly, the fact that I very likely will need some rather serious dental work at some soon point seems like less of a tragedy. I will have to get this dentist's name. (Oh, wait...was he also a GOOD dentist? Because I DO consider that important.)
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
He was a great dentist, but he was also a specialist who only does Root Canals. But if you need a root canal, Captain Mal all the way!

My regular dentist happens to be quite spectacular as well, if you're in the market!
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str4yk1tt3n Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
I AM in the market...like, once I have money to go TO the dentist. I am super overdue and have a mouth full of problems.
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Woof91 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
:iconcolgateponyplz::iconsays3plz:I approve of this. :3
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yay! Thank you so much!
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Chromadancer Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh god I can attest to this.

Brush your teeth everypony. Seriously :X Getting dental work is not only painful, but EXPENSIVE. Especially if you don't have insurance. So there's two reasons right there! What more motivation could you require?
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I know that feel, bro! I think toothaches should be illegal! There is no reason for that kind of pain!
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Santy259777 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
THAT'S IT! GIMME THE, FELT, PIXEL!
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
FELT ALL THE THINGS!
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Santy259777 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
I can picture it. Your entire room filled with felt, you covered in a felt dress eating felt. Your mom goes into your room, and she sends you to the mental house when you are still putting felt on everything. It beggins.
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Digara Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Oh god I know that feeling, got a bit of a story to tell about it as well but I won't bore you.
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I'm sorry to hear you have a story of toothpain! I don't believe anyone deserves that kind of misery, not now, not ever!
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Digara Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
It's not so bad now that the sensetive part is gone or whatever happens if it's left alone for a year or two. The only peeve now is picking it if food gets stuck in there, bloody impossible!
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SergeantBuck Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Student Writer
Doctor Reynolds is obviously best doctor. Happy Birthmas!
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